Puke, Spew, Ralph, Vomit, Barf...

Doesn't the title just so interest you? I bet it did... We, moreso myself (Amanda), get puked on daily. Its not like a one time thing, its like a 10 time thing. Its rather annoying at times-- like today. I changed my shirt 4 times before it was 10 O'Clock. I used to say we did laundry because we ran out of burp cloths, but I think the lack of tshirts that are appropriate to wear outside the house are almost rivaling that. And those of you who know me, you know what tshirts I am talking about. (I think Chris is embarrassed by them sometimes). The best part about this whole puking thing is that it is never one kid, they like to change it up a bit. This morning Anika is winning the battle, 3 pukes to Shay's 1 puke. But don't worry, I am sure Shay will catch up later on this afternoon. Its early....

Not only are the twins good at puking on you, but pretty much everywhere in this house... My favorites are when you are holding them on the couch and they manage to puke on you, then down the couch and on your leg to end up on the carpet. And if the dog is lucky, sometimes he gets caught in the puke monsters wrath. Or how about when they puke on you as you walk -- then you've got a nice trail on the floor. (its really nice when the dog is inside to help with the cleanup-- good old Odin, maybe that is why he is so big!). I also love it when I try to leave the house and I have showered (its rare as Chris would say) and I STILL SMELL like PUKE!! What's with that? Maybe I should bottle it up and sell it for perfume. Maybe then it will cover the cost of a new t-shirt wardrobe?

So the point of the post--- I need new tshirts....